So now that we’ve got the never-ending Ethan Haas theories tossed, we’re back were we started. Nowhere.
If you aren’t aware, there are several websites talking about the film also being referring to as “Slusho.”
If google isn’t your friend, then you may not have found slusho.jp (alternatively you can use slusho.com since it redirects there. The only connection thus far has been the fact that J.J. Abrams show, Alias, had reference to the fake drink, as well as a character in the movie wearing a Slusho t-shirt.
And don’t forget that J.J. Abrams is no stranger to making a website for something that doesn’t exist! ((Lostpedia’s Thehansofoundation.org wiki article))
So with that being said, feel free to post any ideas you’ve got thus far or you can send me an e-mail and I’ll blog about it. Seriously, because if you don’t then this is the only possible explanation: The Parasite is a Voltron-esque monster made up when Robert Goulet, Dane Cook, Paris Hilton, Dennis Hopper, and Michael Jackson all get together.