All right ladies and gentlemen, we have something that looks legit. A person at unfiction discovered it. It looks like a dog, sounds like a dog and barks like a dog, so it probably is a dog. Go to jamieandteddy.com and click on the picture. It will ask for a password, the password is jllovesth. It will take you to a video that Jamie Lascano (the girl who wrote the caption on one of the pictures on 1-18-08.com) is making for her boyfriend Teddy, who is away.
If you don’t want to do the password stuff, the link to the movie here. Give it a second because Jamie still has the cover on the lens. It will come off, she will speak about how she missed teddy and what not. After, she thinks she turned it off but the camera keeps rolling. She complains about possibly having another bladder infection and requests cranberry pills from another 1-18-08 character, Marlena (I think that’s her name). I am pretty sure that was put in for a reason.
The speculation at this point is that the bladder infection has something to do with Slusho. Anyways, go watch the video and comment on what you think!! Finally we have something!!
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clicking the video made my internets crash, but i could d/l it fine
when i tried to play it the player i was using went all wonky, but the audio was fine….
annoying part was how it was all upside down
jamie is hot
People have been saying on other boards it makes their internet crash so I dont know. It works for mine.
I think I have that same kind of webcam.
Anyway, the video looks legit, and the bladder infection being connected to slusho makes sense…
Jamie has got the herps! Nasteeee!
HEY, Bladder infection is sex without a condom. She brought up her friend saying “Best way to over somebody is to get under them” and professes her love for him after that. Then needs cranbury pills for a bladder infection which is usually caused by unprotected sex by a dirty PEE-PEE. Ask any Dr. and they will agree she cheated on him already.
She says videos, so maybe “teddy” will be putting more up soon. Tried to search for teddy on myspace, but could not find.
I think cranberry pills are used for Urinary Tract Infections.
I hate to be anal retentive, but Bladder Infection & Urinary Tract Infection is the same thing, and is not neccessarily caused by unprotected sex. It can be caused by many different things, including allergies to latex condoms, and/or poor personal hygiene. It can also be caused by simply having alot of sex, protected or otherwise.
I don’t think we should jump to the conclusion that Jamie is a skank…
I think it’s perfectly legitimate to say that Jamie has the HERPS!
Because you know, we all fucking care about some fictitious character’s sex life.
But yes, shut up and get over being anal over something as mundane as the intricacies of a UTI. It’s called BEING SARCASTIC AND FUNNIE.
Post more comments like that and I’ll remove them because I don’t like anal retentive people that spoil the fun.
Besides, Jamie is a skank.
my apologies, i wasn’t trying to piss anyone off, i’m just picky about details. i’ll keep my mouth shut next time.
I love how 1-18-08news.com claims someone on their forum found the website first. Funny, since they were the last cloverfield news site to post about it behind, us, cloverfieldclues, cloverfieldnews, and 1-18-08truth. Sorry, I needed to get that off my chest.
Oh, sorry, they were actually ahead of 1-18-08truth by an hour this morning. My deepest apologies about that. :p
I hate her already
I hope she gets eaten first
(and I don’t mean that in a sexual way either)
I hope a huge monster foot stomps a mud hole in her. This chick is a great actress cause I think I got syphilis just by looking at her. God she was annoying, I’m rooting for the monster already lol
Wow Oliver, such strong words, lol. I found her kinda cute, but I still have a thing for Beth…haha
to me that sort of looks like her but im not entirely sure yet
OK Matthew. Go look at her picture on 1-18-08.com and pay attention to her nose. The nose is the same in that photo as it is in the video.
Jordan… You’re pure evil >=)
About the vid, excellent. I watched it, and I was amazed by this girl. The bladder infection thing, interesting. Maybe this movie will become in some sort of “The OC” + Monster Rampage + “Blair Witch Drama”. I wonder how long the movie will be…
its pretty obvious that the UTI was because of the “great night” they had because you usually only notice a UTI the day after… idk how much time she would have to cheat… but i definately think the chick looks like a shady skank… but who knows.. can’t wait for the movie..
stuff is gettin weirder by the day/ week/ month/
yeah your right subzero it is her. but i dont know about all of that stuff she was saying i mean if i was a girl dont you think that is something you wouldnt tell your Boyfriend??? especially if this is not the only one she has had i mean? the video just seems really dumb
Matthew, Jamie thought she had the camera turned off when she mentions the bladder infection. She blows a kiss and then goes to turn it off and she clicks something. At that point, she had no idea the camera was still rolling, then she says all the stuff to Marlena. Then, she sits up looks at the camera and realizes its still on, and turns it off. But the reason she didn’t edit that part out is, I am guessing, was that it was important for us to hear, as a clue.
lol oh ok i got it now.
MAJOR SPOILER!
THis is a concept drawing done during the trailer release in July.
I am taking this down at the end of the afternoon to avoid C&D.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/Maffusse/monster.jpg
While I sincerely doubt that that’s the actual picture of the monster, it would be completely and utterly cool if it was.
If that’s the size of monster (in relation to Statue of Liberty), wouldn’t it have thrown more than her head?
WOW WHAT A DRAWING man if that was actually the designs for the cloverfield monster that would be SOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! what a cool concept man!
Sorry, guys. That is not real. It is a fan submitted art. http://www.jjabrams.net/showthread.php?t=118
Personally, I thought that the monster looked retarded and looks like an undersea couch potato. The whale head, especially, did not make it look intimidating.
Aw, why do people always spoil the fun? :
I thought this was the worst looking monster I have ever seen. And come on, does the drawing of the person really need to be wearing a slusho shirt?
Thank you, Paul. You and I are the only ones who did not like that monster.
I liked the monster drawing, I thoght it looked good
Sure it is Gigantic, but a whale doesnt have sharp teeth or claws. Not even if it has 175 arms, or however many that monster in the drawing has. Maybe if it was a shark head, on a bear body with lion claws, a giraffe neck, rabbit ears, a pig nose, owl eyes, and an alien brain. Now that would be awesome. I saw it, It’s alive, It’s huge, and really freakin weird!
i don’t know if i’d just call her out as a skank…the comment about the best way to get over somebody is to be under somebody else, and that it was made by another person would make me think she wasn’t doinking around or hadn’t planned on doing it until somebody else brought it up.
so, i think she’d be more like a whore…easily persuaded into bed, takes sexual suggestions well, and will hop from bed to bed.
while i think beth is the better looker, the effort/reward ratio is better w/ jamie, since she’ll take my word for it, that she’ll feel better about herself and her life after doing a little sheet dancing with me.
lol
i hope there is something to this site, not just further backstory for characters.
how could somebody find this website? the site name isn’t something you could just come up w/. does anybody know the exact source it came from?
I still don’t get why people think Slusho would cause a bladder infection. I hope this site gets updated like 1-18-08.com did. With video instead of pictures. JK, http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/2007/09/jamieandteddycom.html Supposedly this is the backstory.
No MAJOR SPOILER here, but I was looking at Marlena Diamond’s myspace page. In the personal style blog I noticed a very handsome guy wearing very chic vintage clothing. Is it me, or does he seem totally awesome?
Paulisnofun:
Would you like a phone number to a local therapist?
Remember there is the “internet world” and then there is the “real world”
And there is the movie Water World!
Beth is definitely the kind of girl to marry, but I would certainly give Jamie another night that she would find “pretty ridic.” haha
That was a sad attempt at humor
And you, maffusse, have been dishing out sad attempts at evidence.
Anyway, the origin of the slusho.jp music has been found possibly. Nightowl’s video on youtube reveals it all:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLrQp6DY_WQ
What evidence I’ve given is better than the long whiny rant you gave because Bad Robot wasn’t providing you with enough info.
this thread makes me sad, why can’t it be filled with hate and invective like over on 1-18-08.com….
le sigh
hey maffusse, you’re a tampon. don’t post a spoiler thats not a spoiler and get all wah wah wah QQ about it when you get called out on being a douche.
STFU
GTFO
DIAF
yo every time maffuse comes on and says something it starts a whole big thing. We are supposed to be talking about the movie! finding clues, solving the myster, not arguing with each other
did anyone notice what time it said on the clock in the background, idk if it was me or my crappy screen, but it seemed that on the clock it said 1:18
Um, I dont see a clock?
its veeeeerry small, to the right of her. Took me a while to find it. I can’t tell what’s on it, and I doubt it says 1:18.
Does DIAF mean “Die In A Fire”? If it does, that is totally awesome. My horrible attempt of humor, by using Water World, may deserve an apology. Water World was in fact, a horrible movie. My attempt to show you guys that I am on Marlena’s blog, was shameless. Maffusse, please keep us up to date with your breaking news. Maybe next week you can tell us if this movie is in anyway connected to Ethan Haas.
LOL Now that was funny Paulisnofun!
hey paul, i’ll give you one guess as to what :DIAFF means since you’re so good at this guessing game!
and Water World was an excellent movie…it was Postman that needed a lot of work to match up with the epic book.
le sigh
MAD PEEN PEEN!
im sorry but waterworld was a pretty bad movie
No point in making waterworld
I wonder when we will get another new guy coming in and talking about godzilla/chthlulu/ any of the ideas that were debunked because now its boring
I can’t see that happening until there is another trailer in the theatre, or on television. I really feel bad for the next person who comes in and does that though.
Hang in there guys!
i listened again, and i swear it says its alive, its a lion…that means, VOLTRON, way friggin kewl. but, you know, since its in NY, and the statue of liberty gets killed right off, i’m still going for ghostbusters 3
oh, and ESAD if believed
I hope it is Men in Black 3.
i got it….its little shop of horrors, the nuclear years…
seamore didn’t feed audrey enough, and she’s gone on a rampage after diggin her roots into the slusho laiden sewer systems of NY. steve martin will return as the crazy dentist, and pull the teeth from the monster, as bill murray’s character arther dent allows me to tie another fav, hitchikers guide to the galaxy, zephod beeblebrox will fly in the heart of gold and share a pangalactic gargle baster w/ the monster to trillian can shoot the monster w/ the point of view weapon…
honestly, i think this as a movie could be kinda fun
It is quite clearly, Osmosis Jones 2.
attack of the Killer Tomato’s VXIX
!!!
durr
or maybe its an homage to Troma video’s, that would be great, the Toxic Avenger will save us all!!
Hey Don’t be stupid: I actually thought about Toxie. He would come over from New Jersey and save the day.
I decided to watch the trailer again. There are not a log of black people in it. I think there are about 5 or 6. I think Rob and Co may not be the most culturally diverse friends.
Go see ‘The Kingdom” on 9/28/07 ;)
Go see The Kingdom on 9/28/07
Grrrrrrowwwllll.