Allow me to dissuade you from buying a particular product: Tylenol PM Rapid Release Formula. I dunno if it’s just me or what but no matter how little of this stuff I take it makes me feel like a weird…possessed…cloud or something, I don’t even know how to describe it. Last night I took two (aka the reccomended dosage for an adult, which generally doesn’t do shit for me because I’m resistant to OTC sleep aids) and like…they don’t work FAST or anything, they still took about an hour and a half to affect me, annnd I took them at like ten o’clock so they shouldn’t be still affecting me but they are (if this doesn’t make sense that is probably why, I feel like I am swimming through jello or something) but they are. I feel all dopey and disconnected and my heart feels weird and slow. I also can’t tell if I’m having hallucinations or I just keep falling asleep with my eyes open and dreaming an exact replica of reality with one or two minor and stupid modifications, like this morning I swaer to god I pulled on the bus stop thing with a THIRD ARM and this information bounced around in my brain like a pingpong ball for a while and then I was like “waaaaaaiiiiiittt don’t I only have two arms though?” and then I looked again and I did in fact only have two. But it was a totally seamless transition back to reality so.
Anyway long story short FUCK THIS STUFF. Looks like it’s back to just sleeping crappily for me.
ps In my stupor I swore I packed an awesome delicious elaborate lunch but it looks like I imagined that too! Goddammit.